Oh dear. Fiorentinis, Derry’s internationally renowned chip shop and more importantly ice cream shop, has the whole and entire responsibility for my One and half pound weight gain. Actually, them and McGrory’s in Culdaff, purveyor of fine garlic potatoes. And sandwiches on Larne – Cairnryan trip. And most of all VEDA. If you don’t know what that is, you havent bloody lived.

OK OK – its my own fault. Have no sympathy.